WELL HOLY FUCK ISN'T THIS EXCITING
did you bring the stuff
I hate it when men make unsolicited comments about a woman’s body. Like “she’s got a nice shape but she needs to tighten up her stomach”
How about you tighten up your lips and never speak again you ignorant shit.
i find my cosmic insignificance reassuring
the stars don’t fucking care who i am or what i do
i owe the universe nothing
i exist on my own terms
#when existentialism becomes comforting rather than horrifying
"Ew you’re a guy and like the color pink are you gay?"
I’ve been waiting for this post all my life
If Fox thinks that a Muslim can’t write a book about Christianity
would they agree that men can’t write legislation about women?
FACT OF THE DAY: mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists
Imagine drunk Ravenclaws trying to invent things
"No but imagine a machine that makes your toast or maybe waffles warm and crispy!" "There already is something like that, it’s called a toaster and some muggle invented it I think?" "Seriously?? Wow..okay but imagine animals bringing letters and stuff! No wait..we already have that too dammit.."
Ravenclaws trying to invent things that already exist in the muggle world oh my gosh
When she looked into it, she found herself holding her childrens birth certificates, and all of their names weren’t shitty